Archives: Sculpture

Man-Made Flowers

Urinal 4

Forgive me if this post is a little crass – I, myself, can’t decide whether it’s hilarious or gross.  Not unlike that time I peed my pants in front of my favorite boy band.

At first glance, what you might think we have here is a really lovely calla lilly sculpture.  Upon second glance, you will make the confusing discovery that it is a FIND OUT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Polka Popes

Polka Popes

It’s National Play-Doh Day!  I’m sure you’re all observing the holiday with earnest self-reflection, but I’M observing it with play-doh popes in tuna fish cans. See what I’m talking about here!

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Wonder Bread Sculptures

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You know how when you were a little kid, you would hollow out a slice of Wonder Bread and roll it around in your hands until it became a hard little ball?  Well, turns out you’re a genocidal maniac because those little balls of bread were actually people! …READ MORE!

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The Iceman Cometh!

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Photo Source: Reuters

If you live on planet earth, you might have heard that it is insanely, oppressively hot in the US this summer.  Like fry an egg on my face hot.  I am so sweaty that the door guy in my office building …READ MORE!

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Not Your Average Sand Castles

All Photos: Acid Cow

All Photos: Acid Cow

I was inspired yesterday by an Instagram photo my 9 year-old nephew posted from vacation (let’s not even talk about how he figured out the new video function before I did) – it was a photo of a sand castle he’d built on the beach, which he captioned “Aztecs.”  Obviously, my nephew is a child prodigy with an incredible cultural awareness for his age.  “Aztecs” was constructed with both round AND square pails – like I said, genius.

But it got me thinking …READ MORE!

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