Archives: Language

Totes McGotes

In case you haven’t seen the latest commercials from Sprint, I had to share this.  (And, really, why would you have.  Only desperados like me with empty DVR’s watch shows in real-time with ads.)  The 16 year-old girl in me can’t help but giggle every time James Earl Jones says “totes mcgotes” – or when Malcolm McDowell says “he’s the hottest hottie that ever hottied.”

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Interrobang Me

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While “interrobang” and the “sarcmark” may sound like new nightclubs in Berlin, they are, in fact, …READ MORE!

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Shakespeare vs. The Kardashians – An Epic Showdown

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Last week, “twerk,” “food baby,” and “selfie” were admitted into the Oxford Dictionary.

That settles it – English is dead. It has gone the way of parachute pants, Orange Julius, and Teddy Ruxpin and will now only be remembered in nostalgic Buzzfeed lists.  I blame the Kardashians.

Or can Shakespeare save us all? …READ MORE!

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German Makes me Wet

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Let me preface this post by saying, I love the German language.  I lived in Germany in high school, and I appreciate it in all its guttural, schnitzelly glory.  That said …READ MORE!

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Words that Don’t Exist in English (But Should)

Photo Source: Keep Calm-O-Matic

Photo Source: Keep Calm-O-Matic

There exists a certain lore in my family that I would sing Japanese opera from my crib in the middle of the night as a baby.   (I am not Japanese, but I do have what you might consider an “operatic” bustline.)  Then in high school, I took every foreign language that was offered, and people would joke that I did it because I needed to be able to talk to everyone at all times.

I love words.  What do you expect from someone who grew up with the AP Style Guide on grammar for bathroom reading and a dad who liked to play with palindromes on long car rides (A Man A Plan A Canal Panama was his favorite).

So, I find lists like these particularly entertaining – here are my Top 11 genius words that don’t exist in English but SHOULD compiled from here and here and here (check out the links for more head-scratching, knee-slapping etymology):

  1. How is there not an English word for THIS!
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