On the one day of the year when millions of cavities are born (*I have absolutely no factual support for that statement), we should talk about candy hierarchy. After all, it’s not worth it to risk a route canal over a box of Milk Duds.
We all know the hierarchy exists. We can pretend to be candy-blind at dinner parties and tell our friends we believe all candies deserve the same opportunities. But, the truth is, all candies are not created equal. Sorry, Mounds. Check out the above infographic to find out how your favorite candy measures up in joy-inducing sat-is-fact-tion.
Happy Trick or Treating! (May your father not insist on taking you to the hospital to have your bag of candy x-rayed for razors like mine did.)
(Via Boing Boing)