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Do I Look Beard to You?


It’s the thing men have been asking themselves since they were cavemen: Just which font exactly IS my beard?  (This question was superseded only by “Do I look fat in this loin cloth?”)  Thanks to Christian Goldemann’s Typography Beard Guide, we have the answer.

I like a man with a nicely shorn beard.  To me, it says “I’ve got so much god damn testosterone that I can squeeze hair out of my face.”  However, I’ve never been quite sure how to get around the whole chapped chin thing that happens after making out with a ZZ Top-type.  A dental dam would just kill the mood.

Also, one of the best things in facial hair to come out of Minnesota EVER is… …SEE IT HERE!


Miracles (and a Little George Michael)


I’m a bit of a buffet-style spiritualist.  (My mom was naked at Woodstock in ’69, and somehow I think I’m still the bigger hippie.)

That’s to say, I’m curious about all kinds of faith. I see miracles just about everywhere, and I think …READ MORE!


One Second on the Internet


This is really cool – cooler than Bill Cosby’s sweaters.  Every second on the internet …READ MORE!