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Victory Lap

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You know what we don’t do enough of on the blog?

Limericks.

This one from our dear contributor, Caroline, feels particularly apropos for a week that involved (for me anyway) lots of long hours, late-night ice cream dinners, and several days of soggy shoes.

It is so much easier to focus on what we DON’T get done at the end of the day than all that we DO get done.  But as you go into the long weekend, choose to feel good about all those check marks on your to do list, instead of defeated by the new additions.

You deserve a lopsided victory lap – and not just because your right leg is noticeably longer than your left leg – but because you will be carrying all the gold medals and trophies you can steal from the local party store.

Go home tonight knowing that you really did accomplish something because, it’s true.  Where there was nothing before, now there’s you and all that you created.

Thank you, Caroline, for the inspiration!

Limerick: Caroline would dearly love to return to Somalia, where she spent carefree childhood hours trying to keep poisonous snakes out of her clothing.  As a trip there is not really a go at the moment, she consoles herself by observing (and enjoying) the sweet absurdity of human life.

Photo Source: United Artists

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Tic Tock

Girl on Phone

Does sitting through a movie without your phone give you the shakes?  Do you check into Foursquare to become the Mayor of the neighborhood bar before saying hello to the friends meeting you there? Do you check the weather on your phone before looking out the window to see if it’s raining?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, two Syracuse University students may be able to help you. YOU’LL BE SURPRISED TO FIND OUT HOW – AFTER THE JUMP!

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Country Music Confessions

Cowboy Boots

You know that here at The Wonderist we’re all about good storytelling that hits you right in the feels, yeah?  So this is why I need to talk to you about your tight blue jeans… MORE AFTER THE JUMP AND OUR COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYLIST!

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Cat Love

Cat in Blankets

A Jealous Letter from Someone with Pet Allergies… HOW I WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE WITHOUT YOUR CAT…AFTER THE JUMP!

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Very Important Things I Learned From Books: Madeline

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Madeline epitomizes French class and rebellious chic for 6 year old girls. (Because who are you REALLY if you’re not classy and chic in first grade.)  She might be the smallest girl in her class, but Madeline’s not even afraid of a mouse, you guys. In a sea of same little yellow hats, this girl knows how to stand out. Let’s take a look at some of the very important things we can learn from  Madeline: AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hipster Tell-All

Girl Dancing

I am super fantastic at making up hipster band names on the spot. I just showed it off at a party this past weekend, and people clapped (a LOT of people).  How does one make up an HBN, you ask?

First, you must be surrounded by hipsters who demand to know what you’re listening to. (The Beatles is simply not going to cut it. Did you just say Maroon 5??????) .  Panic will guide you.  Exhibit A: AFTER THE JUMP!

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Just Say Yes!

Drumming

When my mom invited me to a drum circle, hosted by her 92 year-old friend, I had a moment of revelation.

This revelation involved the ThighMaster…MORE after the jump!

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What Are You Packing?

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I made a crucial mistake when planning to travel abroad for a year. FIND OUT WHAT – AFTER THE JUMP!

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What’s In a Name?

Legwarmers

So you’ve always wanted to be on Broadway (just like half the restaurant staff in New York City).  Maybe you played the lead in Guys and Dolls in high school, or maybe you’ve only ever had the guts to sing into your hairbrush. Either way, if you dream of making it big on the Great White Way, there’s one golden rule for auditioning: answer to whatever name they call you.  If your name is Howard and they call you Billy, your new name is Billy.

Years ago, when my only aspiration was to see my name in lights, I auditioned for RENT. To say I was excited would be an understatement – I was over the moon (get it Rentheads?). I had prepared “Take Me or Leave Me” as my audition piece and planned to blow the last few hairs off the Casting Director’s head. Only I never even got to the opening note.  Find out what happened – after the jump!

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Swing from the Chandelier

Chandelier

Happy Monday!  Wanted to share with you a song I am loving right now.  This oughta be enough to get you out of bed on this Monday morning (leotard and wig not required).

The video reminds me of how – as kids – we played pretend all the time.  We were astronauts, pop stars, and doctors.  Ballerinas, athletes, and explorers.  We’d go whole hog into character, healing friends with toy stethoscopes and taking slow, giant steps on the moon – with so much conviction that one day it wouldn’t be pretend anymore, it’d be real.

I think Sia’s new video does a beautiful job capturing all that energy and hope.  And, besides, us grown-ups would all benefit from a little pretend now and then.

Have a great week, my astronauts.  Let’s swing from the chandeliers, shall we? My Monday anthem after the jump!

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