Cinco de Life
It’s Cinco de Mayo, amigos! Put down your breakfast margaritas and celebrate with us all of the great things that come in fives. We give to you – the Cinco de Life…
Cinco de burger cupcakes – because GET IN MY MOUTH.
Cinco de Lady Gaga nesting dolls – now everyone can screw Lady Gaga.
Cinco de cats in space – because they look so cute in their little wittle space suits.
Cinco de Backstreet Boys – because bravo to them for not going quietly into the dark night of pop star retirement.
Cinco de pies sitting on grass – the strangest promo staging of all time.
Cinco de Disney princesses – because every 13-inch waist loves company!
Cinco de Muppets in Top Hats – because life’s always a party when you’re hand-operated.
Cinco de Rainbow Scooters – because nothing says, “I’m a badass” quite like riding these scooters with your posse.
Cinco de Arrested Development pencils because you will have the coolest pencil pack of everyone in your carpool.
Cinco de mix tapes – will someone PLEASE make me a mix tape? This is how women should be wooed.
Anna believes everything in life is better if you put cheese on it. She is a business student, professional chef (if you count cereal), and aspiring globetrotter. She hopes you find 20 bucks in your pocket today. Follow her at @annayego!