Ode to Fast Food
The most loving relationship I’ve ever had is the one I have with fast food, so I’ve decided to share my experiences. You know, to help those less fortunate get in touch with their emotional eating needs. This is my Pay it Forward for 2014.
So – for the first time ever – I give you: Fast Food for the Right Mood – A Manual in GIFs.
Scenario 1: That weekend phone call with your parents left you full of self-loathing. Taco Bell.
Scenario 2: You’re having that deli meat itch after your great workout this morning? Time for a six-inch at Subway. (Jon Hamm, you eat that ham so good.)
Scenario 3: You’re gonna be road tripping through Breezewood, Pennsylvania. Try not to lose it over how many fast food chains they crammed into one mile of interstate and just do the right thing. ARBY’S.
Scenario 4: You’re having the girls over for Galentine’s Day? Pizza Hut! SQUEEEE!
Scenario 5: You just bought the only thing you could afford at Tiffany’s and now you’re feeling pretty sophisticated. KFC. Because they sell something called a parfait.
Scenario 6: You’re so god damn happy it’s a federal holiday. McDonald’s!
Scenario 7: You got laid last night for the first time in a really, really long time. You totally love everyone. Dunkin’ Donuts!
Scenario 8: You’ve been looking for a way to get closer to your Latino zumba instructor. And you know you’re only a few hours away from elastic waist band pants. Chipotle!
Scenario 9: You’ve got money to burn and only one day left to live: Starbucks.
Scenario 10: You’re having an existential crisis because you’ve lived in NYC for 7 years and still get lost in Grand Central Station. Wendy’s or Burger King.
Oh, fast food. I love you:
No, I hate you:
(GIF Sources can be found at giphy.com)