My Top Models
The Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 runway shows start today! This means very little to pretty much the entire world. As far as I’m concerned, unless Miss Piggy, Zoolander, or David Gandy are modeling the clothes, I can’t be bothered. (Fly, David, fly – on your wings made of flannel blankets.)






I could watch those flannel wings all day, every day and never stop laughing.