Junk Drawer: Week of October 11th, 2013
It’s Friday, and I’m wearing a unicorn sweater! Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride.
What’re you up to this weekend? Here’s a little link love from around the world to help you kill time at the pumpkin patch!
Also, my Friday theme song at the bottom of the post for musical accompaniment!
Giving to charity is good for your skin and makes your ass smaller. I want to be Amy Poehler in my next life.
What your beer says about you. I don’t even drink, but this makes me want to be a Bock.
If I had kids, I would totally have our family portraits done like this.
Free vibrators for government employees during the shutdown! Silver lining, folks.
Josh Groban singing Kanye West’s best tweets. An oldie but a goodie. Watch it.
Apparently no one likes Syrah wine because it’s like a slutty woman. Why are we always trying to compare wine to women?!
My favorite song of the week (I think I’m a little late to get on this bandwagon?)
17 Mind-Blowing Facts You Didn’t Know about the Penis. (Kim Jong-il’s penis was 3 feet, 4 inches…according to the Korean version of the Guinness Book of Records.)
*Photo Source: Richard Avedon*