Coffee or Sex

Coffee Shaking

I don’t know when Le Meridien got into the business of public polling, but the hotel chain released a study a few days ago that says you’d rather have coffee than sex.  That’s right – you’d rather have a frappu in your ccino than a bulge in your backside.  I don’t want to live in a world where that is true.

I’m about to give you some information that will make you question EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT PEOPLE.

According to the study, which polled 8,000 people – “78 percent of those people would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their partner for an ENTIRE YEAR if it meant they didn’t have to stop drinking coffee. Slightly more than half of those polled said that coffee was a better way to wake up than to have morning sex. Additionally, 51 percent of respondents said that they thought they could last longer without having sex than without having coffee.” (via Jezebel)

I need a fistful of anti-depressants after reading this report.  What’s the likelihood that all 8,000 people polled were eunuchs?

What do you guys think?  Coffee or sex?  In the comments!



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