I spend a lot of time wondering how to cure my plane anxiety. Thumb-sucking hasn’t helped. Smooth jazz playlists definitely don’t help. Not even a purse full of candy helps.
But you know what WOULD help? If flying looked a little more now like it did 40 years ago.
Let’s start with a fashion show after take-off:
And then maybe a visit to the coach lounge (styled by Tommy Bahama?)!
Who needs Xanax when this guy probably makes a mean martini:
And afterward, a lunch that wasn’t cryogenically frozen in a lab 2 years ago:
And a pit-stop in the nautical-themed first class lounge:
Before joining in on some toe-tappin’ entertainment at the piano bar on our way back to our seats (Jerry Lee Lewis, is that you?):
Oh and let’s not forget about the stewardesses! Talk about glamour (and short skirts) – wowsa! Check out a full gallery of the gorgeous ladies here!