Do I Look Beard to You?
It’s the thing men have been asking themselves since they were cavemen: Just which font exactly IS my beard? (This question was superseded only by “Do I look fat in this loin cloth?”) Thanks to Christian Goldemann’s Typography Beard Guide, we have the answer.
I like a man with a nicely shorn beard. To me, it says “I’ve got so much god damn testosterone that I can squeeze hair out of my face.” However, I’ve never been quite sure how to get around the whole chapped chin thing that happens after making out with a ZZ Top-type. A dental dam would just kill the mood.
Also, one of the best things in facial hair to come out of Minnesota EVER is…the Magic Beard! (via Gawker)
*Illustration by Christian Goldemann*