Freak Out!

It’s Friday!  I need you guys to check me on this – is this actually hilarious or has my love of cows gotten completely out of control?   You can take the girl out of Wisconsin but not the Wisconsin out of the girl.

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In the Blink of an Eye

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If you’ve ever been late to a job interview after a hellishly sweaty ride on the subway, you have probably at least once in your life said, “Man, I wish I could just, like, teleport myself there.”  Because what could be better than blinking your eyes and immediately being at your destination, no transportation necessary? No longer selling your soul for a measly seat on a plane or wondering suspiciously if that’s pee or…something else… on the subway. You’d never be late and you would always arrive looking neat and freshly pressed.

But, what if, we really did more after the jump!

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The Perfect Fit

The Perfect Fit

So Saturday I left the house with my jeans on backwards.  Unintentionally.  Herein lies a very important life lesson – after the jump!

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Summer Lovin’

Summer Lovin

It’s June. Which means summer is nigh, and soon kids will be out of school having all the fun. Seriously. They have ALL.THE.FUN . – running around barefoot, rubbing their freedom in your face, while you have to go to work to pay the bills.

But, in your darkest hour of despair, keep this one thing in mind: there are still things only adults can do during the summer.  Neener neener neener.

Here are 10 ways to enjoy summer as an adult: Continue reading

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Adult Swim

Vintage Swim Photo

“Adult swim!”

Ugh, those were the worst two words of my childhood.  It was the time when …MORE AFTER THE BREAK ABOUT WHY THE ADULT SWIM SHOULD BE THE EVENT OF THE SUMMER!

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What a Betty!

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Over the weekend, I was poking around on the internet and stumbled across this gorgeous lady.  I had no idea who she was, and when I found out, I couldn’t believe that she hasn’t gotten more attention for her stunning good looks.

Have you guessed who it is? FIND OUT AFTER THE JUMP!

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A Relationship Wilderness Test

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My husband and I are spending our first year of marriage traveling the world.  A twelve-month honeymoon, of sorts…

Taking a trip like this with another person means you have to trust and love them – even when their breath smells and their underwear is dirty. Because you have been on a bus for 30 hours together and are covered head to toe in bug bites, you realize that the superficial stuff just doesn’t matter. You find yourself balancing perilously above a roadside toilet and suddenly having the door shut seems low priority. You will find that you both have dirty fingernails but are still holding hands. Continue reading

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Get in the Fight!

Charlie Day

Around this time of year, we get bombarded with celebrity commencement speeches.  They’re usually packed with a lot of the same vending machine wisdom, but every once in awhile, one stands out.

This year it came from a guy who got famous for eating cat food.  Just ignore the medieval pastry chef hat he’s wearing in the video – must be some sort of weird regional costume at Merrimack College.

This week’s ha-ha moment comes to you from Charlie Day of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, whose speech is pure entertainment whether you’re just graduating or long since retired.

My favorite highlights AFTER THE JUMP!
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Very Important Things I Learned from Books: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Bad days happen (often on days when you have to go to your job – work shmork), so we want to make sure you’re armed with every possible weapon against them.  Your defense should start with a well-stocked refrigerator, a cache of Hugh Grant movies, and a brand new copy of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. This book told us everything we need to know about bad days and how to avoid them for good!

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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

A League of Their Own

What’s more American than baseball?  Apple pie, stone-washed jeans, and maybe Tammy Faye Baker – but I love baseball the most.  FIND OUT WHY – AFTER THE JUMP!

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